My personal site is finally here!
Being the web development prodigy that I am, I’ve decided to bestow this gift upon the world. I will use this blog to pump the internet full of my own brand of infallible genius on an almost regular basis. I hope you find it completely useless.
The design
The design of this site is a matter of personal pride for me. I am not a designer by any means, so the fact that I was able to design a site that doesn’t induce seizures in my audience is something I’m quite proud of. I chose brown and blue because somebody recently pointed out to me that I rarely wear anything that isn’t brown, blue or a combination there-of, so when it came time to design my site, the color scheme was an obvious choice.
Wordpress
I initially intended to write my own blog application with the Django framework, and I still may, but at the moment I just can’t justify spending the time on it. It took me less than a couple hours to set up this theme on Wordpress (although the design itself took considerably longer). When I’m not so busy with paid work, maybe I’ll come back and build myself a Django blog, but it’s just not a priority at the moment.
My projects
The other reason I decided to put this blog up is so I could consolidate all my projects onto one site. Right now I’ve got all my projects scattered randomly around the interwebs, and hopefully this site will change all that.
I am totally not a real person. I’m made up. I am writing on your blog so that you can see what comments look like. You’re not cool enough to have real people commenting on your blog yet, so for now I’ll have to do. I’m your imaginary friend, Carl!
Hey man! I am also made up! Isn’t that awesome??
Hello made-up friends. You guys are great.
Hey, this is Mark Jones. I’m Mike Jones’s little brother. Nobody likes me.
Hi, I’m Bill. I like talking about stuff. I’m commenting on your site for no reason. I don’t even exist.
Lucas,
My dear brother, I wish to see a day where one is not judged by the content of the made-up people on their little well-known website, but by the content of their credit reports. Oh, how I wish to see that day.
Also, I hope that you have sobered up since I last spoke with you. But, I do have some good news:
http://www.doublechaser.com/relief.htm
It really helped me. Try it out!
Your favorite lib,
Zacky V.
PS,
You should make a website about my life…..I am in the process of writing an autobiography, so that would be an honorable mention.
Sure dude. I’ll make a website about your life. Just as soon as you finish your autobiography buddy.
We Really like your site
sorry that wasn’t very funny
by the way we are also made up
I love your website, I am just not sure what the purpose is. I am sure that it COULD be GREAT… I guess not all Great things have a purpose. I know that YOU could make it useful if you wanted to Lucas. Good Luck. : ) Mom
LOL it’s just a site to show off my hard-core programming skillz and make fart jokes